I honestly have no idea who this is. I was buzzed and he was asking too many questions, and I think I was mildly attracted to him. So I took his picture and made this thing. That'll teach him to attempt to converse with strangers.
I hated this dog. It would repeatedly body slam itself against the sliding glass door if I stayed inside. In retaliation, I would get drunk and eat nachos in 2 feet in front of him.